A New Love

Good evening everyone and I am in a fantastic mood! (Anyone that knows me well enough when they read that will probably think, "oh, that's a shocker.") I had a great day, so this blog post will hopefully lead in that direction! Last night, I was in my basement with my dad watching TV. I got bored after the Pink Floyd special was over on VH1 and a Kid Rock special came on (not before I started acting stupid and dancing like an idiot when All Summer Long came on), so I started to go through these big boxes in our storage room. I knew that they were full of old albums, but until recently I never actually took the time to go through them, or listen to them, since I mostly use iTunes. I have found a new love for older music. Honestly, I knew some things by Led Zeppelin and some other artists, but not too much. I also listened to mostly newer music, especially alternative rock, and punk rock. I found the album, Jimi Hendrix Experience: Are you Experienced, which includes songs Purple Haze, Foxey Lady, Hey Joe and others. I found Led Zeppelin II as well which has some songs like Whole Lotta Love, Heartbreaker, What is and What Should Never Be, and others. We have a horrible player for these, so I'm hoping that maybe I could get these on CDs or something. And I watched the Godfather last night!! The original old one! It was sweet with all the freakish italian mobster people. I wanted to watch the Godfather 2 after I had gotton off of IM with Drew, but I couldn't because it was on from midnight to four thirty, broken up by commercials, and I had to get up early to go to my grandmother's to help her with her Christmas decorations which of course I didn't mind at all because my grandma is awesome. My grandpa gave me twenty bucks too for no good reason whatsoever which is not normal for him so I'm suspicious.... maybe he's from the mob or something and he is trying to give me laundered money! THAT WOULD BE FREAKISH. But, that possibility isn't very likely since he is eighty-something and can barely walk... I still think he has something evil about him though. Man, I think that sugary beverage I just consumed is really getting to my head. If my reader's have not realized yet, I'm trying to post more often and have more written in each post. We'll see how that goes. Sometimes I just don't have time or a topic to write about, or I'm not home, or near a computer that has internet, or I'm grounded from the computer (which I am not anymore!! Thank goodness!!). Well, I think I'm going to finish up this post up, and I think I might go watch something on TV since I'm finally done getting the Christmas decorations out of the garage. Oh I also wanted to say to all of you that read my blog that you are so awesome for taking the time to read it. Thanks!! And I have been trying to figure out how to put a picture on the blog posts, but I can't exactly figure it out, so if you know let me know. That'd be awesome. Bye bye. ♥ashley

Hey People I'm Psychic!

Just as I predicted, I'm having a terrible time. My whole family keeps insulting me, laughing at me because of my acne and pressuring me and yelling at me because I am single and I didn't get all A's. They want me to be absolutely perfect. Perfection is not possible to achieve... and these so called supportive adults don't seem to realize it. They want me to come watch the football game so I have to go tolerate more insults. Being the only kid here doesn't help. Well, I hope your having a better time than I am, and Happy Thanksgiving. Bye bye. ♥ashley

It's Thanksgiving Eve!!!

What's up. I'm upset. I wanted lucky charms... but NO!!!! We don't have any milk. So now I'm 'drinking' dry lucky charms out of a coffee mug. I have heard it many times before, so yes, you can call me weird and I will not be offended. Eck. I'm gagging on this marshmallow filled cereal. Now off of the topic of my dietary habits.... Guess what today is?!?!? It's Thanksgiving Eve! My friends all think I'm named after this holiday since a friend said what today was at lunch... I'm NOT!!! I'm out of lucky charms though... :(

Please rest a moment while I cry.
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Now were good, possibly.
Tomorrow is Thanksgiving as you all know, and I really don't want to go to my grandmother's for it. I'll be the only kid there... and that really makes me mad. All the other kids on that side of the family live in FLORIDA. Dumb Florida. There will be two really old people. Two old people, and my parents. And me! Yay..... :((.
There will be a computer there... and dog... but he's kind of not exciting. Well I have to go, but I sure do hope that you guys have a great thanksgiving!!! Have fun and do not kill any relatives or siblings or anything.... Peace out. ♥ashley

The Russians are Coming

Good afternoon readers!! I haven't posted yet again in a few days since I was (am) grounded from the computer. My parents aren't home, and they won't be until four or so, so I have plenty of time. I was in a fantastic mood two hours ago, even though to some I appeared sad. So now, since nobody can really see me in person because I'm stuck in this house until tomorrow, I'd like to say that I am sad now. I was going to go to a place after school today to see some awesome old friends of mine... then my mom said, "No! You can't go see them! You didn't-" Then it just turned into blah blah blah blah blah after that. Guess whats cool? I have a friend that can say the french alphabet backward, and the English one too!!! Things like that amuse me... (I am odd). I am in the mood to write whatever may pop into my head. Guess what! I might go to the mall Saturday with this dude and this girl!! Heehee. Okay! You know what else! My mom left this soap opera on the television in the living room, and I'm listening to it because I don't feel like getting up to shut it off. It's so retarded! I mean I really don't care how the Russians are attacking Sam and Liz and Liz's small children. Maybe I would care, if Sam was even holding the dang rifle correctly. Stuff on television can be so fake! A lot, they never even do stuff right. Grr. Then they keep going on and on about how Claudia has to marry Sonny to resolve the mob war even though EVERYONE in the real world knows that they're most likely going to fall in love, even though they're from rival families. These shows can be so predictable. Well, now that I'm finished venting my anger (somewhat) I guess I'll go take out the rest of my my anger by punching something, like a wall, or something. Have fun with your lives everyone. Don't get hurt. Please don't. You should know by now that you shouldn't.... OH NO! THE RUSSIANS TOOK BABY JAKOB! Wow, I really do need to go shut the TV off. It's giving me brain damage. ♥ashley

Happy Sunday!

Not really. I hate Sunday. It means school is coming. That's weird. Even though I did a post on Tuesday, It said that it had been done four days previous. Weird. Sorry for my absences, however. But that's all I have to say. Off to chat with whats-his-face on instant messenger. Peace Out.

Bowling rotted my brain

Heads up! Orange post coming through!
Sorry that I haven't written a post in a while... haven't had a chance. Right now I'm doing algebra homework and every single time i look at the numbers it feels like a killer chimpanzee has a machine gun and is going off in my brain. Math is not my subject, unfortunately. The bowling update is here! Well, my brain aches. If I wouldn't mind getting suspended from school, which is the same as Emily and Katelyn, i would have probably gone kung foo on their skinny little blond booties. They were making me so mad! I screamed at them a few times, but I kept getting dirty looks from teachers. I'd like to forget all about the preps and their annoying little boyfriends, if it's alright with you now. Quickly Ashley!! Before the evil little monkey in my brain does too much damage! (The machine gun goes off when it comes to preps and math) I got this idea from Maddi's blog. I feel like saying hi to the friends i can think of!!! Hi Katie! Hi Katelyn! Hi Emily! Hi Alix! Hi Taylor! Hi Ashlee! Hi Drew! Hi other Emily! Hi Melissa! Hi Leah! Hi Maddi! Hi Candie! and yes i do have more friends, i just don't feel like naming them right now since I have to get in the shower. If i left you out, comment it and I'll edit you in. Don't be offended if you were. Please don't. It'll make me cry. I don't want to cry. I already cried twice today.... OOH AND I POKED A DEER BRAIN! IT WAS ALL SQUISHY AND SMALL!! haha. Have a nice night. Peace. ♥ashley

Hola freakshows!!!

Hello once again! I wanted to cover a point that I realized today that I wasn't particularly happy about. Well, at my school on Monday we are going on a bowling trip. After we turned in our money we had to sign up for the lane we wanted, so pretty much everyone signed up for the lane with their friends in it. However, it didn't always work out that way. My friends Katelyn and Emily signed up for a lane, so I signed up for that lane too. My other good friends were already in different lanes with their other friends or boyfriends or girlfriends or whatever. So there were two places remaining in our lane. Two girls in the seventh grade (the grade below me) that I'm not exactly friends with, and they're rather rude to me and my friends, got put in my lane. I wanted to mention this so I could update you on how how that went Monday afternoon. Well three against two, so we'll see how that goes. SNAP CRACKLE POP! I'm extremely bored. I'm sitting here typing, drinking water, thinking of what to do this weekend. I have NO plans. This upsets me because I need to get out of the house soon. There just isn't anything to do here... Well, i guess I have to go now. My mother is shouting at me to clean my bedroom. I don't want to. I'd rather like, go eats spiders or something. And I can't stand spiders. That's how much I hate cleaning. Oh, well. Bye bye. ♥ashley OOH THIS POST WANTS TO BE BLUE!! YAY!!

I love iTunes. Do you? I do. ♥♥♥

You change your mind like a girl changes clothed. Yeah you PMS like a... OH HI PEOPLE! I forgot I was writing a blog post for a second there! My bad... Anyway, I love iTunes. Do you love iTunes? I love iTunes. I just bought Love Lockdown by Kanye West and right now I'm purchasing Welcome to the Black Parade by My Chemical Romance!!! I think I might buy Womanizer by Britney Spears next. Oh yes, all this post will contain is my dumb rambling, and it will not have any significant point that will effect your life and change it forever. Nope. Not this post. Even when I don't have a topic to write about, I kind of feel obliged to write one as often as I can. Oh well. Nothing to say left... ooh!! I'm going to buy some other stuff by Katy Perry. Bye bye. Have fun with life and don't hurt yourself. Maybe I'll have a more decent topic to write about tomorrow. Just maybe. =]] Bye. ♥ashley oh and this post is gonna be GREEN!

KEEP THE STUFF AWAY FROM MY BRA

OOOH I DECIDED TO MAKE THIS POST PURPLE!!!
Yo people. I'm just sitting here in my room, and everythings quiet except for my mom talking on the phone to her sister. BLAH. Oh and, why on earth do people have OBSESSIONS with trying to throw stuff downs my bra? Like people have thrown GUM WRAPPERS and GRAPES and DORITOS and PEPPERONIS and WAFFLE STICK THINGIES!!!!!!!!! It's really starting to make me mad and I'd appreciate if you'd stop!! It's creepy!! What else do I have to say... what else do I have to say... hmmmm.... nothing. Sorry. Today has been terribly uneventful. I can't wait until next month. okay. That is all. PEACE OUT HOMIES. ♥ashley

I almost got ran over by a lady worth 3800 mcchickens

Good morning!! I apologize for the lack of blog posts, and that I haven't posted every day. I haven't because for one I haven't had much inspiration on what to write about, and for two I really haven't had time. Have you seen the movie Baby Mama? I watched it twice and it is so hilarious. You should definitely watch it if you have not seen it already. Sorry, I got distracted because I just saw a commercial for it. Now, back to my intended topic. Well, firstly, I was inspired about this topic about obesity in America while reading my friend Drew's blog, so I kind of have to give credit to him because it wasn't completely my idea. Yesterday, I was down by Lakeside mall because we had to pick up our new water softener. We were in a restaurant (Red Lobster) and I almost got knocked over by this lady that looked like she weighed 400 pounds!! Then I started thinking. If you figure that out, it's approximately 3888 McDonald's mcchickens. It's approximately 2500 Crunch Wrap Supremes from taco bell. A McChicken has 360 calories, and the crunch wrap has 560. The average person is only allowed 2000 calories in one day. What is this fast food doing to us? People complain about being fat yet they order the large fry worth 570 calories from McDonald's!!!! I am completely against eating fast food. I try not to eat it. I eat it maybe once every two months. My point that I'm trying to make is that you should stop eating fast food! It's a main reason that your butt is getting bigger if you have not realized!! Have a nice, fast-food free day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! =]] ♥Ashley

Sick Days and Apricots

*Cough* Yes, today I was sick... again. I get sick too often! That explains why I was not at that one place. You know, the evil one. The one where they make us write big words and say "May I go to the restroom?" instead of, "Can I go to the restroom?". If you're that mental to have not caught on already, I meant school. As I was lying in bed staring at the ceiling at around 9 a.m. this morning, I was trying to figure out a topic to tell you all. My friend Alix came up with a good idea, but it had to do with somethings that might be a bit inappropriate, and it might of been something don't want a responsible adult seeing. It had been my interpretation of The Highwayman poem, and Alix thought it was funny... but... it said some stuff about stuff, so yeah, I'm not going to post it. I was thinking about my birthday coming up soon in December, then I started to think about hanging out with friends this weekend, then I lost my train of thought about a blog topic. So I never got around to actually thinking of a topic to write about... and that's just depressing. OH MUHH GOODNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I actually just thought of something that I believe I should ask my lovely readers about. WHICH ONE OF YOU LINT LICKERS PRANK CALLED ME LAST NIGHT? If it was you, I'd appreciate it if you told me. Thanks! If you ever have some brilliant idea for me to blog about that's full of randomosity,I'd also appreciate if you told me. I'm running out of ideas. HOLY TOLEDO IT'S A FLYING APRICOT! I better run... the leprechauns are after me and if they get me..... no more blogging. Wait, I might be able to blog in Irish.... I wonder.... OW! An apricot just hit me in the head... I'll get you leprechauns!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PEACE OUT AND PROTECT YOURSELF FROM FLYING APRICOTS.... THEY'RE LETHAL.

Yo

Hey everyone! I was reading my comments from a recent post and a reader told me that I should add some gadgets to make my oh-so boring blog the slightest bit more entertaining. So I added a couple of gadgets. I believe I added Smiley of the Moment, which ever time the page refreshes, a different smiley emoticon appears. I also added the game PacMan!! Have fun! Yes, Obama won as you all know. But I am not going to go into depth about that stuff that you've all heard hundreds of times. Anyway, I just thought I'd mention a weird point my English teacher brought up today. She was saying that when you use the word historical, you say "an historical", even though it's not a vowel. I never noticed it before. It sounds weird. I don't like it. It's like brussel sprouts and republican presidents. YUCKY. Oh and tell your friends about my blog, I need more people that read it since I think that Drew and Alix are the only ones =]]
♥ Ashley [[happy day after election day!]] ha ha

So it's been like what...

Four days since my last post? I have been really busy since my last post (which I believe was the day before Halloween). I did a whole bunch of fun stuff. I'll tell you a bit about my vacation from you lovely readers. Friday night, of course was Halloween. That was so much fun. I mean I got free candy and I got to hang out with my friends. What could be better? That night my friend Katelyn spent the night . On Saturday,Katelyn went home, and later I was supposed to attend a party. However, due to the lack of guests and dancing and food, I think I'll call it a "Get-together thrown by a Hobbit". Well that night was really fun, except for a few minor annoyances that popped up. I had an awesome time with my friends!!! Then Sunday, I went home from the "Get-together thrown by a Hobbit" and I fell asleep for six hours! I woke up, ate some Halloween candy, and fell asleep again until this morning. I was exhausted. Then I went to school, endured some torture of annoying people and unwanted hugs, then came home, and now I'm here. Watching TV and typing. Oh, gotta run my dad just walked in. I'm sure he has something to yell at me about. Luv, Ashley♥